Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
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It looks like something out of the mummy returns, so scary :O
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Reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens.
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“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
This post is flawed.
For example you’re not a real woman if you don’t have a uterus and vagina. Or, for variety, only men can/should have a penis. Your obnoxious passive aggressive “rape culture” post is fine, the sentences could just use some work.
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I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
“Forever reblogg”.
Wow this
this is perfect wow
I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy
I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler
I love this.
I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.
I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.
I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.
I’m laid back so I must be an insensitive jerk
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Certainly you are shitting me.
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i mean she knows who she is
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I am completely 100% sure the friendzone exists. But no, it’s not this place that a girl places every single nice guy she meets in her life so that she can have room to pursue assholes. It has a couple key characteristics.
A. Both sexes use it.
B. It’s a…
Not everyone is salty about being friendzoned just because they feel like they’re owed dating for being nice. Its the having to endure hearing about crushes, and support the poor choices they romantically make that aren’t you, that you feel wouldn’t exist if it WAS you, all whilst being a good friend and helping them feel better as they constantly reinforce that with they could find someone LIKE you, because you specifically aren’t good enough, or what they want that way. Don’t make it into another rape culture self entitlement nice guys are assholes movement. Getting friendzoned is being told; “No silly, of course I don’t like you the way you like me. Be my pet and give me all the perks the amazing person you are with far less than you desire in return. And fucking smile about it, or else you’re a jerk :D” and then actually fucking doing it. That’s being friendzoned. That’s why sometimes nice guys have a problem.
Are you fucking joking
Oh my FUCKING god who is this gorgeous creature how do i become him
Jesus i can’t
Maybe I’m gay i don’t even know
just
I can’t
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